one of the groomsmen came to seattle this weekend with his cute squeeze, to whom we demonstrated that andrew is completely unable to squat with his feet flat on the floor. he can bend his knees to about a 70 degree angle and then he tips onto his back like a wood bug that dies upsidedown in the garage. we discovered he shares this strange phenomenon with his best man last summer, and they both basically tip over backwards when they try to squat any further.